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Word would have it in certain mind, body & spirit circles that the Mitchell brothers of mediumship are secret bingo-goers. No sooner have they finished their readings at fayres, then they’re off and out to their local Mecca, with their bingo dabbers in hand. They travel the country with the shows apparently and seek out the biggest bingo hall they can find. Are they using their psychic powers to beat off the grannies in a race to call ‘House’...?

Where you bingo-ing?Word would have it in certain mind, body & spirit circles that the Mitchell brothers of mediumship are secret bingo-goers. No sooner have they finished their readings at fayres, then they’re off and out to their local Mecca, with their bingo dabbers in hand. They travel the country with the shows apparently and seek out the biggest bingo hall they can find. Are they using their psychic powers to beat off the grannies in a race to call ‘House’...?

High SpiritsMeanwhile the Patio Hotel in Aberdeen must have been buzzing with all the energies flying about after the show at the Beach Pavilion. Spirits were a-plenty, but heard mainly amidst the sound of clinking glasses and er....’can you make that a double please?’.


Ooooooooh matron!The humble didgereedoo made a comedic appearance at the Royal Concert Hall show in Glasgow. It would seem the slow gentle hum of the instrument was causing some stallholders agitation when they were trying to tune in to the ‘other side’. One lady was also heard to say, ‘once I got my hands round it, I just had to have a blow’. Saucy! Innuendo number two coming up, as another women when espying a wood-turner nearby said ‘Oh, I’ve got to go and stroke that man’s wood’.

Gay abandonAnother conversation overheard by Snitch Hiker was between two glamorous young men. One, obviously in the midst of something and unable to accompany said friend to other room, says to him ‘Ok, I’ll come out in a minute” to which the other replies ‘I thought you came out years ago’. Another friend of Dorothy was observed drinking a bottle of ‘Campsie Spring Water’ and amusingly his fingers covered up the letters ‘sie’ as he tilted and swallowed. Oops, innuendo number three there!

Magic MuffinsLimbering up to innuendo number four, those lovely people at a certain therapy company decided to leave fellow stall-holders a muffin each at oneshow. A husband and wife team, they innocently chatted abou t they wereboth partial to a bit of muffin. Stifled apoplectic giggles were caught, as recipients of the muffins tried to take the chat as far as they could without explaining the joke.

What's the tassel man?Rumours abound of a salsa tassle workshop teaching light workers how to shake their booty with the minimum amount of clothing. Reputedly the facilitator can move tassles both in tandem and individually. Is this a skill on a par with rubbing your tummy and patting your head. Why not try it out at home with your significant other?

Good VibrationsSeemingly sometimes singing bowls have names. And Witch Sniper hears in good faith that one such singing bowl was called Justin Timberlake, who allegedly vibrates beautifully during a demonstration. Latest news is, Justin has now been sold. So that’s just Britney, Aguilera, Robbie and little Mark Owen to go now. If the rest of Take That end up on the same table, how cool would that be? Robbie & Gary singing together again.

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